Every time I fly out of the STL airport I learn something new. These are some of the gems I learned from yesterday:
1) If you leave your coffee cup unattended on top of an ATM, don't got back for it and continue drinking out of it. Think of the airport as a party at a frat house: you never know who is looking to roofie you and take you home in the trunk of their car.
2) DO NOT ask the TSA agent if she can see the heart of your teddy bear with the x-ray machine. She will look at you like you are a moron, and you will have to go through the full body scan as opposed to the regular metal detector.
3) Don't scream, I love you honey and I will miss you, good luck! To someone from across the airport as the are boarding the plane. You will get dirty looks because 1) People are monsters and hate to see other's happiness 2) People are jealous that you feel comfortable screaming that at someone across an airport.
And last, but not least…
4) Want to attract the attention of the shuttle bus driver so he'll stop to pick you up? Simply take off your shirt and wave it in the air above your head. It works wonders (take it from my lack of doing this and getting passed by on several occasions).
I'm sure I'll have more wisdom to add in the future (and by future I mean later today).
I really hope you actually did all of these things and did not just observe others doing it, hehe.
ReplyDeleteOh, my darling Liz, I most certainly did all the things above. Haha!
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